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this is the true story about Klaus…

July 2, 2015

Once upon a time there was a farmer who wanted to collect all the animals in the land.

He desired a parrot, a bison, some llamas, cats, horses, iguanas, fish, and more.

He acquired them all, one by one. Sneakily.

But he had a real, grown up job that kept him away from the farm all day, every day.

So his wife stayed home to care for the animals.

And she loved the animals. So much! Really. But they kept her from doing other things.

So she perfected her George Bush impersonation, “Read my lips: No new animals!”

And for a while her husband cooperated. 

In fact they planned to thin the herd a little.

Then one day, quite against her urging, he brought home a new puppy.

And despite herself, like she was under some kind of spell, his wife fell madly in love. Again.

The puppy became more than just another farm animal; he was their baby.

He attached his giant paws to her legs and helped her cook and do chores.

He slept with the hobby farmer and his reluctantly affectionate wife.

And they all lived happily ever after, the man and wife and world’s best pup.

Klaus camo

Klaus big eyes

Klaus bath

Klaus cuddle

Klaus camaro

knlaus day 2

Klaus hair bite

Klaus smile garden

The End.
xoxoxoxo

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11 Comments
Filed Under: animals, daily life, Mama KatTagged: Klaus

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  1. MartieBrown says

    July 2, 2015 at 12:43 pm

    HANDSOME is my kind of man. You can’t have too many animals. Have a good 4th of July.

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    • thelazyw says

      July 2, 2015 at 12:51 pm

      Hi Martie! lol You are so right, thank you. Happy Fourth to you too! : ))

      Reply
  2. Kate @ Mom's Radius says

    July 2, 2015 at 1:07 pm

    Aww. Cute puppy.

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    • thelazyw says

      July 3, 2015 at 12:29 pm

      oh thank you Kate!

      Reply
  3. Jennifer says

    July 2, 2015 at 1:27 pm

    Great post! I’m not an animal person, but that dog would probably wear me down 😉 Your blog is super cute!!

    Reply
    • thelazyw says

      July 3, 2015 at 12:30 pm

      LOL thanks Jennifer! He wore me down in an instant, quite against my will. haha, thank you for visiting. : ))

      Reply
  4. Kimberly says

    July 2, 2015 at 1:33 pm

    OH. My. Heart.
    That is adorable.
    That meaning the pup.
    But seriously though — you have all. the. animals? and you take care of them?
    I bow to thee, raise you a keg, and simultaneously tap dance because that is some serious work.

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    • thelazyw says

      July 3, 2015 at 12:32 pm

      LOL no bowing needed, Kimberly, but thank you! It’s a lot of fun. And a constant learning process, too. But yes to tap dancing!! : ))

      Reply
  5. madamdreamweaver says

    July 3, 2015 at 2:41 am

    Awww. So sweet looking puppy.

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    • thelazyw says

      July 3, 2015 at 12:30 pm

      xoxo thank you!!

      Reply
  6. Kat says

    July 7, 2015 at 4:00 am

    I mean really…how could anyone resist that face.

    Reply

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